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Anonymous said:
What's "patient zero" mean? Thanks lovely :)

Patent zero refers to the first person infected by something, it’s been used by the media a couple of times too.
So patient zero for a zombie apocalypse would be the first person infected with the (let’s call it the Z virus) virus, starting off the zombie apocalypse. 

gilb3rt31 said:
shotguns work

I would never, EVER use a shotgun against a zombie. Especially a horde of zombies.

Firstly, the shotgun has an extremely limited ammo capacity, in the amount of ammo that it can store and the amount that you can carry with you.

Secondly, they’re unnecessarily loud, which will draw attention to you. Then you’ll have a horde of zombies coming after you, and while you’re reloading your shotgun (which takes TOO long in relation to the ammo it can hold) your flesh will be in another zombie’s mouth.

Thirdly, the shotgun doesn’t have a very good range. The further away you can get from your target, the better. Why get closer than you have to?

Lastly, a shotgun is really powerful. Anyone that has actually used on of these will tell you that your shoulder & armpit area will be sore, possibly bruised, after extended target practise. The recoil is also undesirable, it can easily knock you on your back, and that’s the worst position to be in when being attacked by a horde of zombies.

What the Hell is a Zombie?

zom bie |ˈzämbē|

 noun

1) originally, a snake-deity of or deriving from West Africa and Haiti.

2) a soulless corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, esp. in certain African and Caribbean religions/ informal a person who is or appears lifeless, apathetic, or completely unresponsive to their surroundings.

3) a tall mixed drink consisting of several kinds of rum, liqueur, and fruit juice.

DERIVATIVES

zom bie like |-ˌlīk| adjective

ORIGIN 

early 19th cent.: of West African origin; compare with Kikongo zumbi ‘fetish.’

Having said that, none of these have to do with the slow-moving undead that we typically think of.

That being said, there are three types of said slow-moving, undead creatures.

TYPE 1: LURKERS:

Lurkers are the most common type of zombie. They follow a sound or scent trail until they lose contact or reaches the source. Think of them as your friendly neighbourhood stalker, but a tad more likely to kill you if you run away from it.

TYPE 2: CRAWLERS:

This is the result of an asshole that used an explosive or chainsaw against a zombie. These zombies are cut in half, and rely on their arms to move around. A pain in the ass, I know.

TYPE 3: ROAMERS:

Roamers are the most uncommon, but they roam a particular area and don’t follow their prey outside said area. Think of these types of zombies as barbie and ken dolls. ‘Duh… What’s a brain?’. 

Now you know what you’re up against.

Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse - 4 Things To Take Note Of.

  1. Zombies aren’t afraid to attack and eat animals. Why? Well, zombies will attack and attempt to eat any living animal. It’s in their nature. Secondly, have you seen Resident Evil: Extinction? Yeah, zombie crows and dogs aren’t too fun. This disease/virus spreads like AIDS (It actually does - contact with bodily fluids will kill you, well, kill 99 percent of you, anyway). I’d also bathe in insect repellent and frequently de-bug the place you’re hiding in, I mean, who else is scared shitless of zombie mosquitoes?
  2. Dead shit decays, but the bacteria that would help a zombie decay would a) Be z-bacteria and would decay living flesh instead (flesh eating bacteria, anyone?). b) die from eating infected flesh (we still don’t know how this virus would work, so I’m keeping all possibilities open).
  3. Using explosives to kill a zombie is stupid and you should never do it. Think about it - what does it take to kill a zombie? Shrapnel from an explosion? Maybe if the head was a larger target, but, in fact, the head is the hardest thing to hit. That’s why you don’t always aim for the head.
  4. A machine gun is a bit dumb. Automatic weapons vs. Living Dead. Guess who wins? Yup, zombies. Why? Think again - What does it take to kill a zombie? What are the chances that a bullet from that automatic weapon you’re swinging around (that probably looks pretty badass, but it’s not about being badass, it’s about staying alive) will hit and destroy the brain of said zombie?

Why A Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen #1: Toxoplasmosis

What is toxoplasmosis you say? It’s a disease cause by a protozoan called Toxoplasma Gondii. Tumblr, meet the little parasite that’s living in half the population’s brains. Flip a coin, if it’s heads (no pun intended), you’ve got this thing living inside you:

Cute little critter, ain’t it?

Well, this is anything but cute. It’s a brain parasite that can alter your behaviour. 

Think about it, if this thing mutates even a tiny bit, who’s to say it can’t alter your behaviour so you eat flesh?

More Information:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis#Biological_modifications_of_the_host

http://www.corante.com/loom/archives/2006/01/17/the_return_of_the_puppet_masters.php

http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=547

29 Things To Do in a Zombie Attack ( That are GUARANTEED to Get you Killed)
  1. Raid the Gun Store
  2. Fight for Food in the Local Supermarket
  3. Get Out Of Town
  4. Aim for the Head
  5. Use Melee Weapons Whenever Possible
  6. Bug In
  7. Talking a Zombie Out of Biting You
  8. Keeping your (Zombie) Family in the Basement
  9. Leaving the Door Open
  10. Driving
  11. Live in the Sewers/On the Ocean
  12. Leave Your Phone on ‘Loud’
  13. Setting Zombies on Fire
  14. Standing in Front of the Window
  15. Finding Weapons that Look Badass (Katana, Chainsaw, etc.)
  16. Trolling/Being an Asshole in General
  17. Going it Alone
  18. Thinking that You’re Safe
  19. Using All Your Ammo
  20. Raiding the Pharmacy/Local Hospital
  21. Dressing Up (Need I Say More?)
  22. Wing It
  23. Talking
  24. “Zombies are slow, I’ll be fine”
  25. Wear Armour
  26. Showering Yourself in Zombie Blood
  27. Freeze Up With Fear
  28. Lying About Getting Bitten
  29. Believing A Zombie is Actually “Dead”

Why? I’ll explain these in more detail:


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Zombie Dogs: Reanimation Is Real!

 

Just as dogs preceded humans in making the first risky voyages into space, a new generation of canines has now made an equally path-breaking trip - from life to death and back again.

The method for making the trip is simple.

The Safar Center team took the dogs, swiftly flushed their bodies of blood and replaced it with a relatively cool saline solution (approximately 45 to 50 degrees) laced with oxygen and glucose. The dogs quickly went into cardiac arrest, and with no demonstrable heartbeat or brain activity, clinically died. In a series of experiments, doctors at the Safar Center for Resuscitation Research at the University of Pittsburgh managed to plunge several dogs into a state of total, clinical death before bringing them back to the land of the living. The feat, the researchers say, points the way toward a time when human beings will make a similar trip, not as a matter of ghoulish curiosity but as a means of preserving life in the face of otherwise fatal injuries.

There the dogs remained in what Patrick Kochanek, the director of the Safar Center, and his colleagues prefer to call a state of suspended animation. After three full hours, the team reversed their steps, withdrawing the saline solution, reintroducing the blood and thereby warming the dogs back to life. In a flourish worthy of Mary Shelley, they jump-started their patients’ hearts with a gentle electric shock. While a small minority of the dogs suffered permanent damage, most did not, awakening in full command of their faculties.

Of course, the experiments were conducted not to titillate fans of horror films but to save lives. Imagine a stabbing victim brought to the emergency room, his aorta ruptured, or a soldier mortally wounded, his organs ripped apart by shrapnel. Ordinarily, doctors cannot save such patients: they lose blood far more quickly than it can be replaced; moreover, the underlying trauma requires hours of painstaking repair. But imagine doctors buying time with the help of an infusion of an ice-cold solution, then parking their patients at death’s door while they repair and then revive them.

Such a day may soon be at hand. Assuming the financing materializes, the Safar Center will coordinate human trials in the next two years (using patients who, after arriving at a trauma center, suffer cardiac arrest from massive blood loss). Risky? Yes. But as the dogs of the Safar Center can attest, far better to buy a round-trip than a one-way ticket when visiting the land of the dead.